this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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