remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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