Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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