it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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