There was a lot of him and a little penis
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
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can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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