Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
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I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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