Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Randomize
