He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
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I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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