I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
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i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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