Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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