Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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