It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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