But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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