You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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