called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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