Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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