just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
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maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
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Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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