i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize