somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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