this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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