Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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