My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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Talking to him sober hurts my brain
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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