THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
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I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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