Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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