Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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