this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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