Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
