how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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