are you so shy because you have an std?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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