Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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