I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
My vagina just recognized that song.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Randomize
