Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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