I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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