Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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