I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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