Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
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