good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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