She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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