I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
birth control should be required to get into college
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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