We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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