How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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