I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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