if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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