Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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