he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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