I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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