When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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