is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
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I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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