fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
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What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
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are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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