They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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