I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Randomize
